Monday, January 6, 2014

"Warning may cause fits of uncontrollable snorts... Do not read on a full bladder!"

The 131 Preview Review Presents 


In New Orleans, Louisiana, something with a weird sense of humor is stranding myth in a nonmagical world.

Dr. Tiffany Crews is a renowned psychiatrist, a klutz, Arkansas hillbilly born and bred with her feet firmly rooted in reality. Her two best friends, Janet and Mark, keep life interesting. Add in a duck with Houdini tendencies, and Tiffany leads a wonderfully laughter filled life.

One morning, they find a unicorn in the communal courtyard of their townhouse and life takes a surreal twist. It leads to burning the bacon, along with the kitchen, yet they nevertheless refuse to leave the animal in a possibly bad situation. Until they learn it talks, anything veggie causes rancid flatulence in the form of rainbows, and its grumpy attitude can only be helped by indulging his carnivorous tendencies with Shrimp Po’ Boys.

Drop in Flying Granny, sporting dragonfly wings and really flies, who calls herself The Fairy Godmother, and believes she was summoned to help find their soul mates. Reality takes another twist nobody is prepped for.

The three friends are on the prowl during New Orleans’ infamous Mardi Gras to find where the two myths truly belong. Every attempt to find the truth leads to hijinks and compromising situations for the three friends, and a true appreciation for the unknown. Tiffany needs to find a way for the two myths to fit into reality, and keep her sanity in one piece.

If only it was that easy...
        OMG!! Go buy this book right now! Lucky Number Six from the Fortune Cookie Series is Free for the Kindle as we speak... There is absolutely no reason on this forsaken planet of ours for you to not take the opportunity to go and download it right now except for pure unadulterated laziness!! 


Did I make my point too strongly??? Seriously, this book by T.J. Loveless opens up with Tiffany Crews chasing down a rogue duck as it makes it's way to freedom at the banks of the Mississippi River in New Orleans. Covered from head to toe in grass stains and god knows what else she wrangles the pesky critter home all the while threatening to make Peking Duck with orange sauce out of him. 

Freshly out of the shower and ready to go to work... (She's a shrink) She peers into the courtyard of their townhouse at the behest of her BFF Janet to see what looks to be a Unicorn.... 

Only this one happens to be about the size of a great dane with a cantankerous attitude, taste for shrimp Po' Boys and get this... It farts rainbows!! 

Yeas you read that right... FARTS RAINBOWS!! No sooner than the animal arrives then the kitchen of the town house nearly burns down completely, With the smell of burned bacon still wafting through the air the pairs sighting is confirmed by the hunky firefighters who see him as well. Although much like the girls they think it's some sort of Mardi Gras Joke.  

Then Verna, the Fairy Godmother arrives.... I want to tell you more, but I don't want to spoil it for you!! You need to take my advice on this one and go read it for your self!! 

Toodles I'm off to read the next in the series!! Check out T.J below!! 

Happy Reading!! 


































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The In Dreams... Series, The Roads Trilogy, is the accumulation of almost eight years of writing. Begun in 2006 after a D&D campaign

ended S.I.Hayes took the world and created the Unavoidable Road. It took five years as

Shannon spent many months at a time in an undiagnosed Bi-Polar fog.


In 2010, she finally found the help she needed and she has been writing feverishly ever since


The first book wast over 130,000 words, so she decided that it needed to be smaller if only tonot scare readers away form an unknown book that was so thick.


Thus the first trilogy was born.


In between she became the CoAuthor to Awakenings: The Wrath Saga, a Paranormal Drama likened to Big Brother Meets The Real World, of the Preternatural, Several blogs and her own website. S.I.Hayes.com.